Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack
in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and flail
your arms around, like you're going to fall in.
in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and flail
your arms around, like you're going to fall in.
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