I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent,
as written in our contract.
Groucho Marx
as written in our contract.
Groucho Marx
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- My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been
one.
Groucho... - My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been
one.
Groucho... - My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx, 1890... - My mother loved children -- she would
have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho... - Madam, you're making history. In
fact, you're making me.
And I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself! -- Groucho... - I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho... - Coconuts
This morning I shot an elephnt in my pajamas.
How he got in my oajamas I'll neverknow. --Groucho... - As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce
and so will my wife.
Groucho Marx (1890... - Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?
Groucho Marx (1890...
