We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that
Mr Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of
course, that Mr Dogbody is a detective in the police farce.
-- Correction Notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper
Mr Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of
course, that Mr Dogbody is a detective in the police farce.
-- Correction Notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper
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