Unidentified Scientist: "After two years of trying,
scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate Center have
managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant." Which proves that no
task is repugnant to a true scientist.
scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate Center have
managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant." Which proves that no
task is repugnant to a true scientist.
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in contrast to the popular conception supported by... - One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that,
in contrast to the popular conception supported by... - Back off, buddy.
I'm a scientist... - Scientist: [resigned] Well, Homer, I guess you're the winner by default.
Homer: Default? Woo hoo! The two sweetest words in... - Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?
A: A mad scientist...
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