"I'm a great housekeeper. I get devorced. I keep the house".
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Related:
- I am a marvellous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man,
I keep his house. -- Zsa Zsa... - I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa... - I am Zsa Zsa of Borg.
Prepare to be assimilated dahling... - IRS HUMOR EXAMPLE A:
A lawyer, a doctor and a priest were marooned on a desert island.
So we confiscated their homes. IRS HUMOR EXAMPLE B... - Macho does not prove mucho
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Zsa Zsa... - A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
Zsa Zsa... - Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Zsa Zsa...
From the same category:
- Over the past ten years, for the first time, intelligence had
become socially correct for girls.
Tom Wolfe, "Bonfire of the Vanities" ... - Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me.
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme... - A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and
hours... - A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish
as he waits for a tug on the line.
"Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit."... - Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water,
but if you can get him to float on his back...
