"Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked
myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
--Groucho Marx, "Monkey Business"
myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
--Groucho Marx, "Monkey Business"
Related:
- You told me about that yesterday.
I know, but I left out a comma.
Groucho... - Jane and I got mixed up with a television show -- or as we call it back
east here:
TV -- a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible... - Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
--
Groucho Marx (1890... - Marge: Homer, do you have an explanation for this bill?
Homer: Oh, it's that record club. The first nine were... - From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was
convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho... - But I guess I'm just stating the very obvious
(shutup,
Penny, shutup!)." -- Penny Priddy in "Buckaroo... - In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show,
there was a priest in the elevator. I hope you're... - From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with
laughter.
Some day I intend reading it. -- "The Book of Insults"...
From the same category:
- J. D. Salinger... John Knowles... even James Kirkwood and that
guy Don Bredes.
they've destroyed being an adolescent,Garraty. If... - Cole's Law:
Thinly sliced cabbage... - Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand,
water is water! And East is East and West is West... - Ripping Yarns
"Mind you, not as bad as the night Archie Pettigrew ate some
sheep's testicles for a bet.
God, that bloody sheep kicked him..... - The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it" (Reggie Jackson)
I have some better ones that I'll send you once I get them.
Paul...
