Quote #49
"Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations
and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot
actually masturbate."
-- Dave Barry
"Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations
and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot
actually masturbate."
-- Dave Barry
Related:
- Meetings are an addictive, highly self indulgent activity that
corporations and other large organizations habitually engage
in only becuase they cannot actually masturbate.
Dave... - You will engage in a profitable business
activity... - All the big corporations depreciate their possessions,
and you can, too, provided you use them for business... - All the big corporations depreciate their possessions,
and you can, too, provided you use them for business... - I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown
.
HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT...
From the same category:
- Quote #541
There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than 10 men or fewer than
100.
Steele's... - Quote #645
I would therefore like to posit that computing's central challenge,
viz. "how not to make a mess of it", has not been... - Quote #271
"Ist es eine Leitungsstörung? Ist es ein Coredump?
Nein, es ist sendmail.cf." -- Kristian... - Quote #286
I was told that the Chinese said that they would would bury me by the
Western lake and build a shrine to my memory.
I have some slight regret that this did not happen... - Quote #152
"Tiger gotta hunt. Bird gotta fly.
Man gotta sit and wonder why,
why, why. Tiger gotta sleep. Bird gotta land. Man...
