Quote #192
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy
something."
-- Jackie Mason
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy
something."
-- Jackie Mason
Related:
- I have enough money to last me the rest of my life,
unless I buy something. -- Jackie... - I could try for the rest of my life,
but that wouldn't be half enough... - They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy
so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher.
I can't watch football anymore. My psychiatrist said... - I attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination,
honesty, ambition, and having enough money to buy people... - I'm still suffering from shock from the last war. I was almost drafted!
Luckily I was wounded while taking the physical. When... - Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent
exposure.
It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe... - I attribute my success to ambition, determination, guts,
integrity, fairness, honesty, and having enough money... - I told him that I wouldn't even consider it unless they guaranteed me
that I'd have no primary opposition and unless they would raise money
for me.
Dan Quayle, remembering being asked to run for... - When I received the Nobel Prize, the only big lump sum of money I have
ever seen,
I had to do something with it. The easiest way to...
