Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to
you for the rest of the day.
you for the rest of the day.
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- Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse
will happen to you the rest of the day.
[Well, actually, to either of you... Ed... - If you eat a live frog in the morning,
nothing worse will happen to either of you for the... - Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and
nothing worse will happen to either of you for the... - Nothing will ever happen
to you... - Ah, the morning horoscope. "Today will be a day like every other day"
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D'oh! It just gets worse and worse...
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- Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind
when he has a hole in his head... - We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
Walt Kelly,... - When choosing between evils, I always
like to take the one I've never tried before.
- Mae... - Paul's Law:
You can't fall off the floor... - Barth's Distinction:
There are two types of people:
those who divide people into two types, and those...
