You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
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Steven... - You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
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Steven... - Everything is within walking distance, if you have enough time.
Steven... - If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
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Steven... - At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular
dinner price if you eat less than you can.
Steven... - In bed the other night my girlfriend asked "if you could know exactly when and
where you would die,
would you want to?" I said "no". She said, "ok, then... - There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in...
