Never go into the dungeon at midnight.
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- Never go into the dungeon at
midnight... - Never enter the dungeon naked!
The monsters will laugh at you... - Fantasy roleplayers do it in a
dungeon... - Swimming is not allowed in this
dungeon... - Never go with
the odds... - Drink and dance and laugh and lie
Love, the reeling midnight through
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) -- Dorothy Parker, "The... - Carpe DM:
Sieze the Dungeon Master... - It's not a dungeon-
it's a fortified underground defense installation... - Leprechauns are the most skilled cutpurses in this
dungeon...
