Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
  - Mae...
• Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
  - Mae...
• Is that a banana in your pocket,
  or you happy to see me...
• Why don't you come up and see me sometime?
  - Mae...
• Is that a hard drive or are you just happy to
  see me...
• I'm for peace--I've yet to see a man wake up in the morning and say,
  "I've just had a good war." -- Mae...
• I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
  - Mae...