If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out.
If thy dick offends thee, whack it off.
If thy dick offends thee, whack it off.
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- If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out.
If thy dick offends thee,
whack it off... - If thy brother offend thee,
pluck out his eye... - If thy right brain offend thee,
cut it out... - If the truth offends --
too bad... - He was a wight of high renowne,
And those but of a low degree;
Itt 's pride that putts the countrye doune, Then... - Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee.
-- New Testament
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Luke xix,... - Yet spirit immortal, the tomb cannot bind thee,
But like thine own eagle that soars to the sun
Thou springest from bondage and leavest behind thee
A name which before thee no mortal hath won.
Tho' nations may combat, and war's thunders rattle... - Drive thy business, or it will drive thee.
- Ben... - A joke isn't funny unless it offends
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