The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
Murphy's Ninth Military Law
Murphy's Ninth Military Law
Related:
- One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
Murphy's Military Laws,... - Incoming fire has the right of way.
Murphy's Fourth Military... - Murphy's Ninth Law
Nature always sides with the
hidden flaw... - A fast and efficient time-sharing system isn't.
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Murphy's Ninth Law of... - For large values of one, one approaches two, for small
values of two.
Murphy's Mathematical... - Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American:
All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards... - Friendly fire isn't.
Murphy's Second Military... - If you are not too large for the place you occupy, you are too small for
it.
James A. Garfield, US... - Kohn's Corollary to Murphy's Law:
Two wrongs are only the beginning...
