How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb?

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  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within...
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  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change...
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  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up...
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  None, they just deny everyone access to the area served...
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  None. They just paint them black and go on using them...
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  None, they all just quit and go home...
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  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready...