Alcohol kills brain cells. Brain cell: "Did you bring the oxygen?" Blood
cell: "The oxygen? Oh boy, let's see. I was in the lungs. I headed toward
the head. And ... I stopped to party with friends ... I just forgot." We
take the only organ in our body that won't grow back and we kill it for
fun!
-- Carey Odes
cell: "The oxygen? Oh boy, let's see. I was in the lungs. I headed toward
the head. And ... I stopped to party with friends ... I just forgot." We
take the only organ in our body that won't grow back and we kill it for
fun!
-- Carey Odes
Related:
- I am tired of your idiocy. Why the bleeding fuck don't you
sodding READ for bloody once?
I understand that such activity will strain the single... - Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire,
and he has Bart! Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart... - Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now,
let's go back to that ... building ... thingee ...... - Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?... - Hermes: "I miss my wife and my oxygen."
Professor Farnsworth:
"Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases... - I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my
body.
Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo... - I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my
body.
Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo... - I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting.
"That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick...
From the same category:
- Dumb Terminal - doesn't understand what you're trying to get it to
do.
Intelligent Terminal - one that does understand what... - License they mean when they cry, Liberty!
For who loves that must first be wise and good.
John Milton (1608-1674) -- On the Detraction which... - Confusion is the only true road to
understanding... - On the difference between political life and academic life:]
In Washington,
it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite... - Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be
noticed,
and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged...
