How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder.
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- How do you make Windows faster?
Throw it harder... - Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A:
Throw him a rock... - WINDOWS:
What you throw your computer out of... - Make it right before you make it
faster... - Society is a mule, not a car; if pressed harder, it will kick and
throw you off.
Issawi's Law of the Pace of... - X windows:
We will dump no core before its time.
One good crash deserves another.
A bad idea whose time has come. And gone. We make... - Just how high can you throw that
thing... - X windows:
It's not how slow you make it. It's how you make it slow.
The windowing system preferred by masochists 3 to 1...
From the same category:
- Prenuptial agreement:
An "I do" with an asterisk... - There is no such thing as a holy war.
--
Solomon... - But, officer,
I was only going ONE way... - In the beginning was the plan, and then the specification.
And the plan was without form, and the specification... - I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late,
start without me...
