How do you get 1000 babies into a Volkswagen? A Pitch Fork.
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- It's 1000.
Do you know what time it is... - FORK YOU
... - Babies do it in their
pants... - How do you get Schrodinger's Cat _into_
the box... - Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino... - England's monarchy is how old? 1000 years? Jesus,
you guys must have a hell of a lot of laws! -- an... - Homer: Oh, what am I going to do?
Moe: Uh, why don't you invite him over.
Turn him from an enemy to a friend. Then... - Why drive a Volkswagen when you can have a Rolls
Royce... - The rich get richer;
the poor get babies...
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- Mermaid mathematicians wear
algaebras... - When Alexander Graham Bell died in 1922, the telephone people
interrupted service for one minute in his honor.
They've been honoring him intermittently ever since... - You're in west windy
passage... - If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it.
There's got to be a better way. -- Deep Thoughts... - How do frogs die ?
They Ker-mit suicide...
