"How did you find the weather when you were on vacation?"
"Just went outside and there it was."
"Just went outside and there it was."
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- Wherever and whenever you go on vacation, the natives will shake their
heads and say,
"It's such a shame you weren't here last week when... - Just when you thought it was safe to go
outside..... - Reporter: "How did you like school when you were growing up,
Yogi?" Yogi Berra: "Closed... - REPORTER: "How did you like school when you were growing up,
Yogi?" YOGI BERRA: "Closed... - Two monks went fishing in an electron river. The
first monk drew out his network,
and out flopped a hacker. The second monk cried, "The... - The weather is great!
Wish you were beer... - The weather is here.
Wish you were beautiful... - Marjoe and Doshen were meditating in a field when
Doshen just went and smacked Marjoe upside the head.
"What the hell did you do that for?" asked Marjoe.... - Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone,
Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you, I went...
From the same category:
- My nature is subdu'd
To what it works in, like the dyer's hand.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Sonnets & other Poetry... - Never sell your hens on a
wet day... - There's always free cheese in a
mousetrap... - Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life
forms,
one of them's making a poop, the other's carrying it... - How many
people about to move out of the city
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does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't bother...
