How come black cows eat green grass and give white milk on a dark night
following a blue day?
following a blue day?
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- When the night is dark
And the dogs go...bark
When the clouds are black
And the ducks go.
quack When the sky is blue And the cows go...mooo... - Look at these cows and remember that the greatest scientists in the world
have never discovered how to make grass into milk.
Michael Pupin (1858... - TV host: The colors of the Italian flag are red, white,
and what? [all four simultaneously] Bart: Blue!... - Big Room, the: n. The extremely large room with the blue ceiling
and intensely bright light (during the day) or black ceiling with
lots of tiny night-lights (during the night) found outside all
computer installations.
"He can't come to the phone right now, he's somewhere... - When you next look at a cow eating some grass,
pause a little longer and recall that science has... - Big Room n.
(Also `Big Blue Room') The extremely
large room with the blue ceiling and intensely bright light (during
the day) or black ceiling with lots of tiny night-lights (during
the night) found outside all computer installations.
"He can't come to the phone right now, he's somewhere... - Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will eat for the rest... - SOCIALISM:
You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the... - SOCIALISM:
You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government...
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- A good dinner sharpens wit,
while it softens the heart. --... - The only accident [at Three Mile Island] is that this thing leaked out.
You could have avoided this whole thing by not saying... - checkuary, n:
The thirteenth month of the year.
Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops... - I am a sex object. I say Sex?
and my girlfriend objects... - Bill Gates made $6.3 Billion selling us
MS-DOS...
