How 'bout a clothes shop for Swinging Blue Jeans?
But all they could show me was denim
In theory a snake expert should know about Sting
But he just ranted on about venom
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
But all they could show me was denim
In theory a snake expert should know about Sting
But he just ranted on about venom
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
- RETURN
An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want
to return goods to their place of purchase.
Find the bag that your product X came in, which naturally... - I asked Police Missing Persons about The Who
And they looked at me as if talking nonsense
I tried the gun shop for Guns N Roses
And they asked if I had a license
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Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - QUIBBLE
Recreational sport. Quibbling began as a pastime for bored
consumers.
Since then it has spread, and we can soon expect to... - ISM
Any distinctive doctrine, theory or practice.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - FUCK
You've just been waiting for this definition,
haven't you. Here is how to use the word 'fuck' in... - I asked my local vicar about The Church
And he offered to take me to Jesus
I also asked him about Faith No More
And he still offered to take me to Jesus
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Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - TUSSOCK
Word only used in novels about farms in out of the way places.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - DISCOUNT
The art of making shoppers feel happier about having just bought
something by letting them know that they didn't get as badly
ripped-off as they would have if they'd bought it when the discount
didn't apply.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - just appalling" George Bush (USA) (bigboss@white-house.wash.gov)
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Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
From the same category:
- It was the best place to be, thought Wilbur, this warm delicious cellar,
with the garrulous geese, the changing seasons, the... - There is only one valuable thing in art:
the thing you cannot explain... - abusus non tollit usum - abuse does not pass with use,
i.e. abuse is not a reason for giving up the legitimate... - Now my own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than
we suppose,
but queerer than we *can* suppose. I have read and... - What better place to begin my reign of Communist terror and
oppression than a memorial to that decadent and imperialist
American,
Melville Dewey, hated originator of the Dewey Decimal...
