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(or)
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-- Answering machine madness - machine theme
to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation,
please press 1 and hang up now. If you are selling any product
or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2
and hang up now. Otherwise, press 3 and leave your message now.
Pressing 3 is optional.
(or)
Sorry, Chris and Susan aren't here right now. Please leave your
name and number after the tone. If you are calling regarding an
outstanding debt, please leave your message BEFORE the tone.
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme
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