Hi, this is Ed. I'm secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark
sparkling Folger's Crystals. Leave your name, number, and a
brief message and they'll call you back when they're nice and
percolated. See if you can tell the difference.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
sparkling Folger's Crystals. Leave your name, number, and a
brief message and they'll call you back when they're nice and
percolated. See if you can tell the difference.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Related:
- I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message,
name and number, I'll call you back when I am... ... - We're not home now. Leave your name and number and we'll call
you back as soon as you are a vegetarian.
(Replace "vegetarian" with prejudice of your choice... - Congratulations! By correctly dialing 123-4567, you have become
eligible to leave a message!
(Applause.) Join the lucky few that have advanced... - This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do
to.
I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness ... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy.
You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing... - Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter":) Hi,
you've reached Hell. (Screams in the background.)... - Jack Webb voice:) This is the city. Lambertville,
New Jersey. I work here. I carry a tune. I was changing... - Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra":) Thinking you
were making an ordinary phone call,
you have instead reached... (TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING...
