"Hi. This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name
and number... and after I've doctored the tape, your message will
implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the
F.B.I... BEEEP"
-- And the Devil Himself, from Blue Devil comics
and number... and after I've doctored the tape, your message will
implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the
F.B.I... BEEEP"
-- And the Devil Himself, from Blue Devil comics
Related:
- Hi. This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine.
Please leave your name and number.
and after I've doctored the tape, your message will... - Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a
message,
please wait for the tone. If you want to leave your... - If I Only Had A Brain":)
I might be in the shower,
I might be gone for hours, I can't come to the phone... - I am not home to talk to you,
But please don't be a creep.
Just leave your name and number, At the sound of the... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the
basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling
to collect a student loan,
gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1... - Answering machine message
"Thank you for calling the United States War Department.
At the tone, please leave your name, phone number... - I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message,
name and number, I'll call you back when I am... ... - Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave
your name,
number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you...
