Hi, my name is John, and I'm a closet lurker.
Related:
- Hi! My name is Dick and I am a
vaginaholic... - Hi! I can't remember your name
either... - Hi, my name is Annie Key.
Please don't hit me... - Hi, my name is Rover.
I'll paint your car yellow for free... - There's no skeletons in my
closet... - There's a Yankee in my closet -
will trade for skeleton... - Hi, Mr. Rex! I'm Barney!...I love you...you love m.
*CHOMP!!!... - My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney
has a second name,
it's H-O-M-E-R... -- Homer Simpson in the bath, "Treehouse... - Mr. Mitchell: Hi there. How can I help you?
Bart: _You're_ the guy who owns the dog?
Mr. Mitchell: Yep. His name is Sprinkles. Bart: ...
