Hi! My name is Dick and I am a vaginaholic.
Related:
- Hi, my name is John,
and I'm a closet lurker... - My name is Dracula. I am a vampire.
But I *love* garlic... - Hi! I can't remember your name
either... - Self-deprecation is my middle name,
but I am not very good at it... - Hi! I am a disabled .signature
virus... - Hi, my name is Annie Key.
Please don't hit me... - Hi, my name is Rover.
I'll paint your car yellow for free... - If I don't know your name,
how am I supposed to tell my diary about you... - I am changing my name to Chrysler
I am going down to Washington,
D.C. I will tell some power broker What they did for...
