Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...
Related:
- Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing
my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon... - I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an
out-of-the-body experience.
In fact I'm standing right behind you and I can hear... - Hi, I'm probably here, I'm just avoiding someone I don't want to talk to.
Leave a message and if I don't IM you back, well, what... - This is Clovis' answering machine. Clovis is committing sodomy
right now.
Please call back in an hour, when, I regret to inform... - Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone
right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and
I'm still made up of antimatter,
so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting... - Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two,
we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine... - I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my
brain.
Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings...
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- Why is it that we entertain the belief that for every purpose odd
numbers are the most effectual?
Pliny the Elder (23-79 AD) -- Natural History, Book... - Intellectuals are the most intolerant of all people.
Paul... - Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
Vice President Dan Quayle addressing the 20th ... - For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Main's... - big-endian: [From Swift's "Gulliver's Travels" via the famous
paper "On Holy Wars and a Plea for Peace" by Danny Cohen,
USC/ISI IEN 137, dated April 1, 1980] adj. 1. Describes...
