Hi, I'm not home because I've gone on a BLOODY RAMPAGE! When I
get home, and CLEAN OFF THE BLOOD, I'll be sure to give you a
call. If I haven't ALREADY COME OVER, that is. (Coughing loony
laughter.)
-- Answering machine madness - you're in big trouble
get home, and CLEAN OFF THE BLOOD, I'll be sure to give you a
call. If I haven't ALREADY COME OVER, that is. (Coughing loony
laughter.)
-- Answering machine madness - you're in big trouble
Related:
- Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's... - Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon... - Jimmy Buffett's "This Hotel Room:") I ain't home, I ain't
home,
you better leave a message 'cause I ain't home. -... - Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home":) You have reached 587-8783.
Please leave a message. ("Ohhhhhhhhh, babe... When... - On a male's answering machine, otherwise reverse genders:)
BEEP.
(Female voice:) Hi Tony, this is Sheila. I can't... - Woman, seductively:) Hi, I'm Linda. You know, it can be
really lonely when you're a fashion model.
Sometimes I just have to... (Interrupting:) Oh come... - I am not home to talk to you,
But please don't be a creep.
Just leave your name and number, At the sound of the... - Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two,
we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until...
