Hi! I'll be your asshole for the evening.
Related:
- Hi! I'm your quote for this
evening..... - Hi! I can't remember your name
either... - If I wanted to listen to an ASSHOLE,
I would've farted... - I 'll tickle your catastrophe.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616),
King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc.... - And when with envy Time, transported,
Shall think to rob us of our joys,
You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll... - I 'll charm the air to give a sound,
While you perform your antic round.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv... - I'm such an *asshole*!
I know how you feel, Chris..
And you're right... - Liberal Speach:
I promise you a Korn Dog in every... - Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796)
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Whistle, and I 'll come to...
