"Hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing,
put it down or I'll blow your heads off."
-- Apu, the Kwik-E-Mart clerk, in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpsons
put it down or I'll blow your heads off."
-- Apu, the Kwik-E-Mart clerk, in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpsons
Related:
- Hey, hey, this is not a lending library!
If you're not going to buy that thing,
put it down or I'll blow your heads off! -- Apu,... - Hand over all your money in a paper bag!"
"Yes, yes,
I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in... - Apu (Kwik-E-Mart clerk): "Haven't I seen you on TV somewhere before?"
Homer:
"Nah, you have me confused with Fred Flintstone." ... - Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?"
kids: "Krusty!
" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With... - Why did the clown cross the road?
To rob a Kwik-E-Mart.
A new story behind that enigmatic half-joke after this... - Apu: I've got to go down to the Kwik-E-Mart and I'm going to face my
demon.
Marge: Oh, that'll work out great! We're out of Lucky... - Woods: Apu, you saved my life. And as a small token of my appreciation,
I got you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart. Apu:... - Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart
Corporation.
Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure...
