Hey -- These are my own ideas, not my employer's.

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• My opinions are my own and the kids,
  not my employer's. --...
• My opinions are my own, not my company's or my employer's or my cat's (Well,
  maybe my cat's....) --...
• My ideas are mine NOT those of my employer if they
  were I'd be their m1chine I'm NOT a machine I'm a free...
• Any comments I may make are not necessarily those of
  my employer. --...
• Insofar as my employer has coherent opinions they are
  unlikely to be mine. --...
• My opinions are my own ...
  as is my spelling. --...
• Opinions expressed are my
  own. --...
• The above ruminations are my
  own. --...
• My views and opinions do not reflect the same for my employer or my country,
  and definitely not the chancelor! --...