Hey Chris! Glad you were the one to stea----ummm, borrow them!
Related:
- Mitch: I had the strangest dream
Chris: Was it a dream where you were standing atop a pyramid dressed in the
robes of a sungod with thousands of naked women throwing little tiny
pickles at you?
Mitch: No Chris: Why am I the only one who has that... - On marriage:
Why buy a book when you can borrow one from the library... - Friends, n:
People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.
People who know you well, but like you anyway... - Aren't you glad you
asked... - Hey, good to see you.
Glad you could make it.
Toby,
have you lost weight? -- Bart, the perfect host at... - Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper... - You can borrow a book and return
it too... - You may borrow a book and read
it too... - It is always best not to tell people of your troubles.
Half of them are not interested and the other half...
