He who lies down with dogs probably has a wife who

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• Has it ever rained cats
  and dogs...
• He who is content with his lot probably has
  a lot...
• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred,
  and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several...
• He who hesitates is probably
  smart...
• The guy who brags that he walked three miles to school
  probably has a grandchild that has to park that far...
• A pedestrian is a man who has two cars, a wife,
  and one or more teenage children...
• A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.
  A man pleaded innocent of any wrong doing when caught...
• Man who arrives at party two hours late will probably
  find he has been beaten to the punch...
• Bogovich's Law:
  He who hesitates is probably right...