A Jewish gentleman marries into a Gypsy family. As a wedding
gift, her father sets him up with a chain of empty stores.
gift, her father sets him up with a chain of empty stores.
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- Probably the worst thing about being Jewish during Christmastime is
shopping in stores,
because the lines are so long. They should have a ... - When a man marries a women to educate her, and the women marries the man to
reform him,
it is not marriage; it is a sign that two idiots have... - The best gift of all:
the presence of a happy family wrapped up in one another... - Show your appreciation for your lover by surprising
him/her with a small gift... - Gypsy: [roaming her hands over a picture of Skinner]
I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.
Wiggum: Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick... - Okay, I won't open it until then
-- Vice President Dan Quayle after having been
presented with an empty box that was to contain
a gift from a sailing team in South America.
He was told that the gift was not ready yet, ... - Lisa: [breathless] Hello, I need "Ecosystem of the Marsh" by
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Librarian: The last copy was just signed out by...[checks... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - A shy teenage boy finally worked up the nerve to give a gift to
Maddona,
a young puppy. It hitched its waggin' to a star. ...
