He was so crooked you could use him to pull corks with.
Related:
- Did you hear about the Army noncom who had stripes
tattooed on his penis so he could pull rank... - There is one way to find out if a man is honest--ask him.
If he says yes, you know he is crooked. -- Groucho... - There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him.
If he says "Yes" you know he is crooked. -- Groucho... - But as he knew no bad language, he had called him all the names of common
objects that he could think of,
and had screamed: "You lamp! You towel! You plate... - Skinner: Lucky for you this is just a warning gator.
Next one won't be corked. [points to the... - There is really no use in aiming high in life if you
are too lazy to pull the trigger... - Did you hear about the snail that was mugged by two tortoises?
When he went down to report the mugging the police... - A cannibal warrior is experiencing severe gastric distress,
so he goes to his Village Witch Doctor with his complaint... - Lunacon '92-
and he built a crooked house...
