Airline tickets have small print on them. It says, "Schedules are subject
to change without notice." I missed my plane in Houston by fifteen minutes.
And believe me, I noticed it.
-- Mark Dobrient
to change without notice." I missed my plane in Houston by fifteen minutes.
And believe me, I noticed it.
-- Mark Dobrient
Related:
- Any disclaimer issued by me is subject to change without
notice. --... - Involuntary Polymorph -
subject to change without notice... - Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
Will... - The worst job I ever had was working in a Fotomat booth.
I was the only one at the Christmas party. -- Mark... - I thought you had the plane tickets!
--
Famous Last... - I have become me without my
consent... - If you don't like the weather in New England, wait fifteen minutes;
it will change. -- Mark... - Everthing is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as
far to the corner and they have added a hill.
I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier... - I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in
the plane.
They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coathanger...
