He's so nervous that he wears a seat belt in a drive-in movie.
-- Neil Simon
-- Neil Simon
Related:
- Bolger wears a hat so he knows which end
to wipe... - Bush wears a hat so he knows which end
to wipe... - Fasten your
seat belt... - Mummy: "Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard
ape doing in my movie.
He's ruining it." Simon: "You should see what he does... - It's hell to work for a nervous boss,
especially if you're why he's nervous... - Then there is this character who is very religious,
so much so, in fact, that he wears stained glass bifocals... - A conservative wears suspenders as well as an outside belt,
and also an inside secret belt, for his money. He... - Gifts for Men --
Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -
that is why professional ice hockey is so popular ... - Gifts for Men --
Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -
that is why professional ice hockey is so popular...
