Her phone doesn't quite reach her desk.
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- Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back
pocket... - She passes by her ancestor
And meets her ancestress.
He does not reach his prince And meets the official... - I was in the Fine Arts department's office talking to the secretary.
There was a document laying on her desk, for hiring... - Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she
gave me an ear infection... - No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age.
It looks so calculating. -- Oscar... - We will need a computer to tally
All the cowboys who scouted our Sally.
There were some on her mountains And some on her fountains... - How many
teenage girls
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling... - Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just
eloped with her tape deck,
so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything... - A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along And, unless I'm quite wrong,...
From the same category:
- You stand in your owne light.
-- John Heywood (c. 1565)
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Proverbes, Part ii, Chap.... - When I was your age we carved our transistors out
of wood... - Those who do not study are like cattle dressed in men's
clothing... - To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind
act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer... - A cry of alarm. Arms at evening and at night.
Fear nothing...
