Henry the VIII had it right!
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- If they'd had the Underground in Henry VIII's day
"Tower Hill return,
please. And a single for the wife... - Henry VIII's servants first served tennis
balls... - Had I but served my God with half the zeal
I served my king,
he would not in mine age Have left me naked to mine... - A load would sink a navy.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616),
King Henry VIII -- Act iii, Sc.... - Amiable weakness.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754)
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Tom Jones, Book x, Chap.... - And sleep in dull cold marble.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616),
King Henry VIII -- Act iii, Sc.... - And then to breakfast with
What appetite you have.
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William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VIII ... - A royal train, believe me.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616),
King Henry VIII -- Act iv, Sc.... - He was a man
Of an unbounded stomach.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616),
King Henry VIII -- Act iv, Sc....
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- If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others,
they would no longer be fantasies. -- Fran... - There are three sides to every story- yours, mine, and all that lie between.
Jody... - The highest condition takes rise in the lowest.
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Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim... - The pattern established at the outset has remained to this day,
and the Spaniards still do nothing save tear the natives... - Whaddya mean you don't STAPLE diskette
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