Hello, you have reached dial an unpopular luncheon meat, I am
pimento loaf, leave me a message.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller
pimento loaf, leave me a message.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller
Related:
- Hello. (Pause.) Hello? (Pause.) Hello! (Pause.) No,
it doesn't look as if I'm in right now. Maybe you... - I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out... - This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep)
Whoops,
I bet you couldn't hear that. Lemme try again. (Beep)... - This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you
I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read.
So please use your shift key appropriately, avoid... - Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a
message.
Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - This is Jeff, you're not in now, so I'll leave a message.
Answering machine madness - befuddle the... - We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again... - This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do
to.
I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness ...
From the same category:
- Hardware hackers have sensitive
probes... - There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're
busy interrupting.
Mark... - We cannot all be masters, nor all masters
Cannot be truly follow'd.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act i... - It takes a virile man to make a chicken
pregnant... - Men argue,
nature acts. --...
