1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc
straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this
force is technically termed "car suck").
2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive
than "Watch this!"
3) The probability of a Frisbee hitting something is directly
proportional to the cost of hitting it. For instance, a
Frisbee will always head directly towards a policeman or
a little old lady rather than the beat up Chevy.
4) Your best throw happens when no one is watching; when the
cute girl you've been trying to impress is watching, the
Frisbee will invariably bounce out of your hand or hit you
in the head and knock you silly.
-- The four constant Laws of Frisbee
-- Dan Roddick
straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this
force is technically termed "car suck").
2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive
than "Watch this!"
3) The probability of a Frisbee hitting something is directly
proportional to the cost of hitting it. For instance, a
Frisbee will always head directly towards a policeman or
a little old lady rather than the beat up Chevy.
4) Your best throw happens when no one is watching; when the
cute girl you've been trying to impress is watching, the
Frisbee will invariably bounce out of your hand or hit you
in the head and knock you silly.
-- The four constant Laws of Frisbee
-- Dan Roddick
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1) The most powerful force in the world is that of... - Keep in mind always the two constant Laws of Frisbee:
(1) The most powerful force in the world is that of... - Keep in mind always the two constant Laws of Frisbee:
(1) The most powerful force in the world is that of... - The most powerful force in the world is
that of a disc straining to land under a car,
just beyond reach. This force is technically called... - The most powerful force in the world is that of a frisbee
straining to land under a car,
just out of reach... - One must never precede any maneuver by a
comment more predictive than,
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a parked car it can almost reach.
Second Law of... - The single most difficult move with a
disc is to put it down.
(Just one more.) -- The Tenth Commandment of Frisbee... - Never say anything more predictive than "Watch this!"
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First Law of Frisbee...
