Have you noticed how many drivers get real mad if they miss you?
Related:
- Have you noticed how much Ross Perot resembles a
Ferengi... - Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A:
Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence... - Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I'll have to get back to you on that... - I'll try not to get you mad
at me... - Dear Miss Manners:
I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of
rain.
May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share... - If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said,
"Congratulations, it's a girl," I think a good gag... - How many
London taxi drivers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
(Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What?...
