Have you heard the one about the rabbi, the goat and Bill Gates?
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- I once heard Bill Gates say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an invalid page
fault!
Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that... - An OS/2 professional visits a seminar for Windows 95.
During the practice lesson Bill Gates asks him: "What... - Bill Gates,
have 'em write _real_ code..... - Bill Gates Passes Turing Test
LONDON, ENGLAND -- Microsoft proclaimed that they have passed the Turing
Test by creating a Bill Gates multimedia simulacrum that crack BBC
interviewer Jeremy Paxman couldn't distinguish from the real thing.
"I never would have expected this," Paxman said about... - Have you heard about "Sophie's Choice" Potato Chips?
They're small, but you can only take one... - Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft
websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
Suddenly the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got... - Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky?
Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you,
my young friend? Bart: We came to talk to you about... - Man 1: Should I finish college?
Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another... - If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good.
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Bill...
