Have you had your reality check today? Don't worry, it's in the mail.
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- Have you had your Wheaties
today... - The reality you have dialed is not in service.
Please check the value of pi or consult your local... - Your reality check just
bounced... - Positivity:
have you had your plus sign today... - You need not worry about your future..
you have none... - You may worry about your hair-do today,
but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you check your email more often than your paper mail,
and you remember your network address faster than your... - You do not
have mail... - You have
hate mail...
From the same category:
- Redneck Seven Course Dinner:
Possum and a six pack... - Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking
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H. L.... - Why do my fusion pistols keep
exploding?!... - The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning
you're on the job.
Slappy... - If you knew it,
when did you know you knew...
