1) The check is in the mail
2) Of course I'll respect you in the morning
3) I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
-- The three least credible sentences in the English language
2) Of course I'll respect you in the morning
3) I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
-- The three least credible sentences in the English language
Related:
- 1) I love you.
(2) This won't hurt a bit.
(3) The Mercedes is paid for.
(4) The check is in the mail. (5) I was just going... - The greatest lies of all time:
(1) I love you.
(2) This won't hurt a bit.
(3) The Mercedes is paid for. (4) The check is in... - I want to share something with you:
The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: [whispers] Cover for me. Number 2: Oh... - ACK /ak/ interj.
1. [common; from the ASCII mnemonic
for 0000110] Acknowledge.
Used to register one's presence (compare mainstream... - ACK: /ak/ interj. 1. [from the ASCII mnemonic for 0000110]
Acknowledge.
Used to register one's presence (compare mainstream... - JCL /J-C-L/ n.
1. IBM's supremely rude Job Control
Language.
JCL is the script language used to control the execution... - JCL: /J-C-L/ n. 1. IBM's supremely {rude} Job Control
Language.
JCL is the script language used to control the execution... - I B M
U B M
We all B M
For I B M!!!!
--
H.A.R.L.I.E... - I think the Europeans are hostile toward the English because the English
have some irritating habits-
the habit, for instance, of ending sentences with...
From the same category:
- What's a Miami grad's most used line?
"You want fries with that... - Beethoven composed for 43 years..
then he decomposed... - McCoy: "I just wish we could cloak the stench!"
--
"STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390... - I have a magnetic personality -
keep me away from diskettes... - If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again.
Milt...
