A hooker accidently hits on a vice cop who's just about to go off-shift,
he really wants to avoid the paperwork of processing this bimbo now,
preferring to go home and eat his dinner. The hooker says: "Anything you
can name with 3 words, $100..eh?" The vice cop nods, but gives her an
address on a piece of paper and says: "How about tomorrow, this address -
same deal?" The tart agrees, and in fact shows up at the vice cop's house
the following day. The cop hands her $100, shows her his badge and says:
"Paint my house."
he really wants to avoid the paperwork of processing this bimbo now,
preferring to go home and eat his dinner. The hooker says: "Anything you
can name with 3 words, $100..eh?" The vice cop nods, but gives her an
address on a piece of paper and says: "How about tomorrow, this address -
same deal?" The tart agrees, and in fact shows up at the vice cop's house
the following day. The cop hands her $100, shows her his badge and says:
"Paint my house."
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