Happy is the blonde who can keep her hair light and her past dark.
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own hand... - Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the... - Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
From trying to blow out light bulbs... - Why did the blonde have a bruised navel?
Her boyfriend's blonde, too... - Twas midnight on the ocean, Her children all were orphans,
Not a streetcar was in sight, Except one a tiny tot... - Did you hear about the handsome bachelor Senator who
hired a ravishing blonde as his assistant and then... - I have just learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's
wife happy.
First, let her think she's having her way. And second... - But you can't let her drive!
She's legally blonde... - How do you change a blonde's mind?
Buy her another beer...
