Happy as a vampire in a blood bank.
Related:
- cause they're Vampire Hookers,
and blood is not all they suck!"
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from "Vampire Hookers", (theme song to "Vampire... - Beware of the Vampire Jesus-
He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back... - I'm a vampire, and I've come to suck your blood!
[His false fangs fall out and he crashes into the refrigerator]
Oh!
[weakly] This cape is giving me a rash. -- Fearsome... - A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
He follows a lifestyle we don't endorse,
He drinks the blood of a sheep, by force, The vampire... - At a blood bank: "Donate now!
Don't let us be caught with our pints down!"... - Resident
... - SMILEY
:-[... - Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
Tomorrow, he could be smoking! -- Marge, concerned... - Bart: Come join us, Lisa. It's so cool: you get to stay up all
night drinking blood.
Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get...
