HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged
Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles Per
Hour.
Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles Per
Hour.
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the Grand Unified Theory,
the Primary Particles Constituting this Product May... - I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said,
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here now that your wife's a cop?
Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one...
