Ahhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhh... (Heavy breathing sounds, like an
obscene phone call.) Oh, nuts, YOU called ME! Sorry. Never
mind. Leave your name and number at the beep.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller
obscene phone call.) Oh, nuts, YOU called ME! Sorry. Never
mind. Leave your name and number at the beep.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller
Related:
- Oooooommmmmmmmmmm... (Heavy panting and breathing in the
background),
Oh! Sorry, I can't come (Oh! Yes! Do it to me) ... - This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep)
Whoops,
I bet you couldn't hear that. Lemme try again. (Beep)... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again... - Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the
phone right now,
but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return... - I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out... - Loud heavy-metal music in background; raspy voice:) Hello,
this is the executioner. Joe can't come to the phone... - Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying
to call me,
you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand... - The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being
diverted to an alternate number.
Please stand by... (Ring...) The number you dialed...
